A couple of years back, South Africa won the rights to host the 2010 Soccer World Cup. Seen as the single most spectacular event ever to come to Africa, we were definitely super excited.
We've since rolled out multi-billion rand projects all over South Africa to prepare us for this event. New stadiums, roads, railway systems, hotels, airport extensions, the government is even legalising prostitution for the event. The hope of the people has definitely been riding on a major high, with all this development and change taking place, with South Africans have been starting a myriad of different startup businesses in the hope to catch the cash wave en route SA during the games.
All really cool, except that our soccer team, Bafana Bafana suck!
We win games every now and again and have even won the African Cup of Nations, but we definitely not on the same level as previous World Cup winners yet and as matters stand, if we make it to the Quarter finals, I will be pleasantly surprised. Don't get me wrong, I'm very patriotic and supporting Bafana Bafana during the games with the rest of the nation will be very exciting. In fact I have already purchased my Vuvuzela :).
Anyway, my point. To help our pathetic soccer team to achieve a miracle, we hired the miracle coach! Carlos Alberto Parreira, the Brazilian coach responsible for many Brazilian wins and who has a formidable track record. One of the strongest no-bullshit coaches we could have hired!
Having him in the driver seat of our team, has given many of hope and we run around thinking that we actually stand a chance of winning this thing! we were ALL shocked, when we heard his salary though and the way we looked at the aging coach become relatively different. R1.8 Million PER MONTH! That, my friend is a shit load of money!
But now, the doos has quit. His wife is sick and he wants to go home to cuddle.
Now listen here, you overpaid arrogantly stubborn prat; you KNEW that your wife was sick before you accepted the job. Instead YOU chose to come here, push people around, give South Africans false hope and then take our tax rands without even a thank you before buggering off! Buy a new wife dammit. We pay you enough!
I hope your plane crashes!
2010 Overpaid coach quit!!!
Posted by HoTsTePPa | | crime, politics, South Africa, venting | 9 Opinions »
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you are such a bamma!(looser!)
no wonder black south africans(you indians and blacks) are becoming dumber and dumber as they get more freedom of expression.
how could you wish for the old man to die?
and what the f**** n*** to decide when he can bounce off your shit country?
he obviously saw that your SAFA is full of punks who give orders and expect you to do as they say!
besides he saw that your country is smelling violance everywhere!
get a life bamma!
Wow, thanks for the very intelligent well-argued points!
You clearly display your intellectual superiority over us "black south africans" and your understanding on the relevance of freedom of expression.
Didn't South Africa have a higher crime rate BEFORE he signed his contract? Wasn't SAFA more full of shit BEFORE he signed his contract?
Don't you just love it when someone comes along and fires off a comment like that? It's so embarrassing to actually read - the lack of intelligence and insight is so clear and obvious, it almost made me laugh.
I hope he/she returns!
I can't wait either, it seems that I'm becoming dumber and dumber as i express myself. So maybe I should save my intelligence and shut down my blog!
It seems that "bamma" has been back to the post, but has run off to find something intelligent to say or maybe research where South Africa is on the map!
Haha, ya, I mean, as bloggers we'll always get the occasional idiot who thinks he/she knows something, but goes ahead and writes it in such a stupid way that it really doesn't get any point across :/
*throws anonymous a map*
Yeah! I was really expecting a decent argument after reading the first line. The post is controversial So its expected that my opinions be hit with a barrage of unhappy readers.
But I will stand by my opinion. He KNEW that his wife was sick BEFORE he signed his contract! In fact, things have only gotten better at SAFA, our crime rate is down, being paid in dollars in SA right now is way better than being paid in Rands. There is no argument so far that justifies this!
once a bamma always a bamma!lekker!
i have lived with you people for 4 yrs so yes i know where the fuck is your country infact i have been to 3 provinces spent 4yrs in durban(NU BSc CompSCI Double Major - class of 2004)
And all you bammas used to do is copying each others work n shit!
Thats why u'll still be bammas keepin it local!ekseeee :-)
HAHAHHAHAHAH
That's just absolutely hilarious!
LOL!
I have no further comments!