Mondays suck!
There is no need for an explanation, they just do!

So in the spirit of helping out, I've come up with a list of some the things that you could try to make you feel better today.
  • Have a GOOD breakfast. I'm talking about going the whole 9 yards!
  • Get some! Yes, you know what I mean. That should put the bounce in your step!
  • Wear something new today!
  • Hit the gym! Have a nice long and hard run, come home and sleep like a baby till Tuesday, which is half way to being half way to the weekend!
  • Listen to Vanilla Ice or something else that corny and cheezy reeeeaaaally loud and sing along with it!
  • Drive with your window open, the music loud and sing!
  • Listen to Gareth Cliff on 5fm. No-one talks more kak than him on a Monday!
  • Just say "Bugger it"and call in sick. The DVD store has EVERYTHING on its shelf on a Monday, so its the perfect time to watch that movie that is always out!
  • Slap someone! There is no better relief than letting it all out on someone. May I suggest the turd at work who has been drawing closer to an Attitude Adjusting Klap (AAK) for a while now?

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4 Opinions

  1. Nomad Diplomat // 21 April 2008 at 10:24

    I totally agree!

  2. HoTsTePPa // 21 April 2008 at 10:42

    You agreeing to Monday's sucking or giving some1 a royal AAK to brighten up your day?

    :)

  3. Anonymous // 21 April 2008 at 21:05

    Too bad I have Muaythai on Tuesdays and Thursdays, but I did have a good run and I always pump the cheese.

    You left out wine, that eases the pain of a Monday pretty well, as does Silk Stalkings on the telly later. LOL

  4. HoTsTePPa // 22 April 2008 at 01:23

    Silk Stalkings? That alongside those 3 13 14 MMS adverts have to be among the most annoying things on tv!